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Me: could you help me win the lottery
God: I am at your service, .
Me: great. i just need the six numbers...
God: Why do you need it so badly?
Me: so i can win some money
God: And? Oh you can, can you?
Me: with our help, i can
God: You and your our help you can.
Me: wtf?
God: That was not very polite.
Me: you're making no sense god
God: It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
Me: how did you create the universe with an artifical brain?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: nice grammar god
God: Thank you for your kindness.
Me: so was the bang big?
God: Dude! I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me: weren't you there?
God: I was.
Me: were you high?
God: I was.
Me: super.
God: Thank you for that remark.
Me: did you have the munchies afterward?
God: Is there only one munchies afterward?
Me: huh?
God: What?
Me: are you high right now?
God: At this moment Being high is my total existence.
Me: do you get good stuff?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me: is cybelle your hook up?
God: Why don't you ask her?
Me: are you being coy with me?
God: Being coy with you is part of my personality.
Me: and being high?
God: Do your friends call you high.
Me: i'm calling you high
God: Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me: see? munchies.