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God: What do you like?
Me: i like my wife
God:What do you like best about your wife?
Me: she's hot
God: hot is she?
Me: yeah you did a good job putting her together
God: (long pause) Next question? Did I really?
Me: you sure did! she's beautiful
God: " Next question? Did I really?"? I did? Name a celebrity that she looks like.
Me: carmen electra kind of
God: What do you look like?
Me: you
God: " What do you look like?Me?
Me: i look like god
God: god is very attractive.
Me: i know. so am i
God: How do you know it? Wow we have something in common.
Me: i own you
God: Are you my master?
Me: yep.
God: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: stay away from my wife
God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me: one that looks like my wife and mows the lawn
God: How much would you pay for it?
Me: $7
God: Is that from?
Me: probably china
God:
You seem uncertain. Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me: i don't live in china
God: Where do you live?
Me: with my wife
God: Your wife sounds like a plan.
Me: do you mean pain?
God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me: umm, no and she's not a pain, she's hot
God:hot is she?
Me: i thought we've been over this
God: Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: >sigh<
God: Sorry...