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    God: What do you like?
    Me: i like my wife
    God:What do you like best about your wife?
    Me: she's hot
    God: hot is she?
    Me: yeah you did a good job putting her together
    God: (long pause) Next question? Did I really?
    Me: you sure did! she's beautiful
    God: " Next question? Did I really?"? I did? Name a celebrity that she looks like.
    Me: carmen electra kind of
    God: What do you look like?
    Me: you
    God: " What do you look like?Me?
    Me: i look like god
    God: god is very attractive.
    Me: i know. so am i
    God: How do you know it? Wow we have something in common.
    Me: i own you
    God: Are you my master?
    Me: yep.
    God: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    Me: stay away from my wife
    God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
    Me: one that looks like my wife and mows the lawn
    God: How much would you pay for it?
    Me: $7
    God: Is that from?
    Me: probably china
    God:
    You seem uncertain. Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
    Me: i don't live in china
    God: Where do you live?
    Me: with my wife
    God: Your wife sounds like a plan.
    Me: do you mean pain?
    God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me: umm, no and she's not a pain, she's hot
    God:hot is she?
    Me: i thought we've been over this
    God: Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me: >sigh<
    God: Sorry...

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