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Haha oh man, I'm just thinking of poo stories I have so many.
In 5th grade, this kid asked to go to the bathroom in class. La-di-da. No one (not even the teacher, so this should you tell you something about the kid) noticed he NEVER came back.
So we all got ready for gym class, and as we walk outside (or run kicking the doors open like a ninja like me) we here, "Help ... * sniffle sniffle * ... help."
The kid had to take a shit, and lived behind the alley. So instead of going at school, he decided to go home.
Except he had to climb a big ass fucking fence.
And couldn't.
And got stuck.
And shit himself.
Word spread quick, and the kids from the other 2 5th grade classes ran out to laugh.
The kid probably wanted to kill himself.
And I'm probably top on his list of people, whenever he goes to sleep, puts makeup on, cleans his gun and dreams of killing everyone from that day.