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Long story, but great.
When I was in the 5th grade, I bought a piece of fake dog poop at Six Flags while my mom was in town in Texas, visiting from Boston.
We were staying at my grandparents house, and my Nana could be rather an extremist at times.
So I took the poop and taped it to the toilet seat, and put the lid down so it just poked out the side.
She went into the bathroom to do something, actually to clean off a makeup tray with about a million lipsticks on it.
I hid in the hallway, VHS recorder at the ready.
All by herself after cleaning the tray she just says "And I'm not gonna do this a God Damnit again."
Then she looks down and notices the poop and calls out like a banshee, "Oooh Michael what is that!"
And turns around and see's me with the video camera and goes "OH DOGGONE YOU! MICHAEL! STOP IT!"
Then yells out to my grandfather "Jerry,. come in here and look what he did!"
My mom is hysterical laughing, I'm hysterical laughing, my grandfather comes out of his office room, and says "where! what!"
My Nana:
"Look on the toilet seat! God Darnit - get away from me Michael I'm mad at you! Jerry, what is that??"Then to me she says "Oh yah that's so funny!"
He walks into the bathroom and looks at the toilet and says "That's doo-doo what the hell do you think it is?"
My Nana:
"Oh MY GOD! You scared me half to death!"Then my grandaddy goes "If that would have been an alligator you wouldn't have had a bigger fit."
So my Nana calms down a bit, but says "Get away from me! and looks right into the camera and says "I'm gonna knock your head right off."
I have that all on video, it's at my Mom's house in Texas.
It's actually my Nana's 85th birthday today, and every time she watches that video I think she gets younger. I can't wish enough that I had it to show you guys.