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Setting: Nevada City, inside a world market-type store. I motioned my roommate-at-the-time, Miss Joan, over to look at the sarongs that were for sale. We had been kicking around the idea of using some around the apartment to decorate. Her mom walks up to us and asks if they were scarves...
Miss Joan(In a normal speaking voice, so anyone who walked by or was close enough could hear) says, "You could use them as scarves, or to decorate, or to wrap around your bathing suit. They are called sa-, sha-, sra-, sh-, shlongs."
Horrified, i said,"SAR-ONG Joan! You just called it a penis!"
Okay, so a few nights later, my friend Vince, Miss Joan and I were having dinner at a pub. It was the first time Vince has seen Joan since the sarong/shlong story and (of course) felt the need to give her a hard time (ahem, excuse pun please!) about what she had said...
Vince: Okay, okay, I'm Joan,"Sa-sha-sr-sra-shl-DICK!"