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A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo, and video outfit. That night, without a moon in the sky and a heavy fog, he drove up to the house. He rang the doorbell and when no one answered, broke the lock on the kitchen door and went in.
It was pitch black inside as he made his way through the kitchen, then the dining room and into the den where he expected to find the things he wanted to steal.
"Jesus is watching you." a voice said. The burglar froze in his tracks. "Jesus is watching you." the voice said again.
When nothing more happened, the burglar took out his flashlight and shined it in the direction of the voice. All he saw was a parrot on its perch.
"Jesus is watching you." Said the parrot again
The burglar laughed. "Hello there little fella," he said. "What's your name?"
"Bartholomew." The parrot replied.
"What kind of person would call a parrot Bartholomew?" The burglar muttered as he closed the drapes before turning on a lamp. He turned to check out the room and that's when he saw the great big, razor-toothed Rottweiler sitting under the parrot's perch, glaring at him.
"The same kind of person who'd call their dog 'Jesus'." the parrot said.