Woke up drunk

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  • k0na_an0k0

    when i was much younger i woke up on the green of the local golf course naked with a woman i didn't even know. best part was a couple golfers in their 70s woke me up by poking me in the back with their golf clubs.

    i woke up and was so freaked/embarassed i looked around for a sec to find my clothes... only saw my pants... saw a girl i didn't know (i barely rememberd meeting her the night before. she lived on the course and was throwning a large party i went to), and decided to say fuck it and ran in the only direction i knew my car could be pants in hand.

    took me 20 fuckin minutes of walking around pushing the panic button before my alarm finally went off and i found my car.

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