Woke up drunk
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- TheBlueOne
Just woke up. Think I'm still drunk from last night. I got jury duty today. Scks. This will be fun.
Out...
- honest0
take breath mints or you'll be taken off the service, they'll think you're an alcoholic
- TheBlueOne0
Enter response:take breath mints or you'll be taken off the service, they'll think you're an alcoholic
honest
(Jul 17 06, 02:33)
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You obviously missed the point....
- honest0
i dunno, you could be working on some body's rape case or some murder trial. I guess it's not that interesting then but still, you could have opted out right?
- HumanMale0
Mutha fucking spoon lover!!!
Tee hee!
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
keep it going then Blue... pack a flask and let the weekend rollover another day. :)
- radar0
...at about noon, just thought I had to be in Compton soon.
- onewhoslaps0
i dunno, you could be working on some body's rape case or some murder trial. I guess it's not that interesting then but still, you could have opted out right?
honest
(Jul 17 06, 04:28)*OJ slap
- k0na_an0k0
i woke up drunk sunday and had one of those all day hangovers.
competed in a golf scramble tourney on saturday and cracked my first beer open at 9am. stopped at 10pm when my lady carried me from the after party. good times.
- tkmeister0
i too woke up drunk on sunday noon when my lady called me. i didn't get home till 6am, drinking all night one martini after another. it's monday now and i still feel like i need another day to recover...
- CALLES0
this one is going to last me at least till wednesday... it hurts soooo bad
- chossy0
last time I woke up drunk I had a lassies head in my lap face on my balls and my hands cupped around her mamas and papas :D fabulous, absolutley fabolous.
- Jnr_Madison0
Last time I woike up drunk, I was dressed as a woman and was face donw in some guys lap - right on his balls, he had his hands on my fake tits too. Anyway, I slept with him to see what it was like.
- caulfield0
why you tell me this?
once i wake up SOBER. WOW.
you so AMZING.
- Point50
last time I woke up drunk I had a Lassie's head in my lap face on my balls which I coated in peanut butter and crumbled dog biscuits and my hands cupped around her numerous mamas and papas, all while we were bumpin "Holla Back" by Fabolous.
chossy
(Jul 17 06, 08:01)
- chossy0
assholes :'(
- ozhanlion0
I woke up drunk next to a girl in a tent with the sun abover our head 15 days ago. yea nothing happened the previous night. we were next to beach and the next thing I did was to get naked ran to the sea and then I twisted my ankle in the water..
- chossy0
you should have totally nonced her paps before you went into the sea she probably would have appreciated it :D
- k0na_an0k0
when i was much younger i woke up on the green of the local golf course naked with a woman i didn't even know. best part was a couple golfers in their 70s woke me up by poking me in the back with their golf clubs.
i woke up and was so freaked/embarassed i looked around for a sec to find my clothes... only saw my pants... saw a girl i didn't know (i barely rememberd meeting her the night before. she lived on the course and was throwning a large party i went to), and decided to say fuck it and ran in the only direction i knew my car could be pants in hand.
took me 20 fuckin minutes of walking around pushing the panic button before my alarm finally went off and i found my car.
- ozhanlion0
I was trying to appreciate the sea :)
- chossy0
kOna
did you feel her jammas before you left yeah?