Pirate Jokes
Pirate Jokes
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When is a Pirate not a Pirate?
When the Pirate breaks the Pirate code. Then they just look like a Pirate but deep down they aren't actually a Pirate at all.
And breaking the Pirate code is not funny, and is no laughing manner. It's a very serious offense which is taken very seriously by Pirates who have not broken the code.
One time Smitty goofed up and slurped his grog with his pinky finger up.
Oh boy ... do you know what we call Smitty now that he broke the Pirate code?
We still call him Smitty, but if anything I guess we'd call him Smitty the Dead, because we kilt him.