Salt in wound

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  • chossy0

    Invite her round to your house and when she gets there leave the door open so she has to nudge it to get in, then when she shouts your name say come through the hall to the bedroom I am in here, she comes through and she pushes the door open you are lying there in bed naked you throw back the covers to reveal your naked and ready body, you then romantically say,

    'Hop on lovely, comfort sex is bread and butter to a guy like me'

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