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    Ok we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland California
    We'll have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89
    I'm Ted Casey and we're gonna go down live right now with Bill
    Thompson
    Bill's on the scene and he's gonna tell us what's going on. Bill?
    Thanks Ted
    Yeah you can hear they're just having a ball and a hell of a time
    down here at Gutfest this year
    Uh you can hear behind me now that's uh I think they're called Blue
    Death
    Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this
    year
    I think some of the other bands playing will be
    The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground
    There's been rumor's that EPMD
    might come out and play here at Gutfest this year
    Other people in the line-up are
    Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea
    Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up
    and tonight they're doing rock and blues
    There's supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight
    and then Thursday's show is gonna close with Digital Underground
    is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have
    some more food, some more good music...
    How's it going, guys, you guys come to Gutfest every year, or what?
    Oh yeah, Gutfest is the best thing to happen to California since 1968
    So, uh, where are you guys from?
    San Diego..]
    Gutfest, Gutfest
    It's a show, not like you've ever seen befo'
    In the park, from noon 'til after dark.
    There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze,
    And girls who come from other contries 'round the world
    Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage,
    Butt naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways.
    So pack a bag, and come on down, if you can find the time.
    We just would like to say welcome to Gutfest '89.
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
    The festival is on the lake, the hotel's up the block.
    It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in
    stock.
    Tell them you're here for Gutfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night.
    Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this
    right.
    More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now,
    Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow!
    Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back
    fat,
    It's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at.
    I trooped in, now let the Gutfest begin,
    It seems like sin, my head's startin' to spin,
    Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being yanked out,
    I'm knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get,
    Because I waited and waited, to make this trip.
    Yeah, one big stupid butt nest,
    And I'm'a get mine at this Gutfest.
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
    Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89

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