WIRED bravery
Out of context: Reply #80
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- kyl30
"Here’s the problem, the kid did it far too soon and the minivan was traveling way too slow. So as it’s about to pass and they are still laughing I, almost nonchalantly, toss my almost full Natural Fruit Smoothie into the vehicle and it hits him in his chest and explodes inside the car... then, THAT look on HIS face was indeed the most priceless look of the event. Then a funny thing happened in that brief instant before he passed completely so I could no longer see the HOLY F*CK THIS IS MY MOMS CAR look on his pathetic little face... his buddy driving the car put the pedal to the metal and sped off like I just through an stick of dynamite behind their car and they wanted to drive out of the blast radius.
The moral of the story: Never f*ck with a guy holding a large delicious smoothie."
hahahaha