Quality jokes

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    That duck joke is a classic. But to tell it right you have to go on for ages and then sneak the punchline in at the end when your victim is getting as annoyed as the bartender.

    Got any bread?

    No.

    Got any bread?

    No fuck off

    Got any bread?

    No we don't have any fucking bread

    Got any bread?

    Look duck you are really pissing me off.

    Got any bread?

    >>>>10 more minutes of this>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Punchline.

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