looking for my wedding invitation ideas
looking for my wedding invitation ideas
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- monNom0
make paper from your shorn pubic hair.
that's bound to impress.
also, include highly addictive candies (truffles full of black tar heroin?) and make a note that more of those candies will be available at the wedding, and there's a special prize of candies for best wedding gift (so as to secure RSVP's and excellent gifts)
get some interference gold paint for screening... it looks classy, and you can put the extra to use for counterfeiting.