Joke for people who never tell jokes
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Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Canadianism: You have two cows. Vous avez deux vaches.
Capitalism: You have two cows. A big cattle company ousts you off the business. You sell your cows and work for the big business. The older punch line, truer to the American ideal, was "You sell one and buy a bull." Addendum, by Pat Paulsen: Then put them both in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.
Communism: You have two cows. Everyone owns all the cows and everyone is equal. If you happen to be in charge of everyone and their cows, you own more of the cows than everyone because you are more equal than they are.
Democracy: You have two cows. They outvote you 2-1 to ban all meat and dairy products.
Dyslexia: You have two wocs.
Hamas: You have two cows. If you don't remove them from our land, we'll blow them up.
Scientology: You have two cows. Sell their milk so that you can go for more auditing.
Surrealism: You have two cows. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.