Joke for people who never tell jokes
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Someone posted this here a while back. I've used it a few times with great results, so memorize it!
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A woman goes to a plastic surgeon to get a labiectomy. She tells the doctor that she thinks men are turned off by the size of her huge labia, and it's got to be why she can't keep a boyfriend.
She tells the doc she wants the surgery, but it needs to be discreet, no one can know.Doc says no problem, it will all be discreet.
After the operation, she wakes up in the recovery room, looks around, and sees three vases of flowers.
"Doctor!" she says, "I thought this was supposed to be discreet! Who are all these flowers from?""Now, now," the doctor says, "there's a perfectly good explanation."
"The first ones are from me. I do that for all my patients, no matter what."
"Well, what about the second ones?" she asks.
"Those are from the hospital, they do that for everyone too. No one really knows what you were here for," he says.
"Yah, well what about the third ones?" she guffs.
"Oh," the doctor says. "Well, those are from a boy in the burn unit who just loves his new ears!"
ZING ZING ZING!!!