Joke for people who never tell jokes
Joke for people who never tell jokes
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I told this one last weekend at a party... 3 ppl laughed, one got offended, and one said 'HAHA... i don't get it.'
An Israeli is walking down the street one night in Belfast, when a shady character comes up behind him and presses a knife to his back. He demands to know 'are you a catholic or a protestant?'
The Israeli replies 'neither, I'm Jewish!'
The shady character then stabs the Israeli several times, pushes his body to the ground, and says 'wow, I have got to be the luckiest Palestinian in Ireland.'