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A beautiful blonde woman boards a plane enroute to New York and sits down in first class.
The flight attendant comes over and tells the blonde woman her ticket is for coach and that she can't sit in first class. The blonde huffs and says "I'm a beautiful blonde woman on my way to New York to become a model, I can sit wherever I please..."
Puzzled, the flight attendant goes and gets the co-pilot. The co-pilot tells the beautiful blonde woman the same thing, and the blonde replies back "I'm a beautiful blonde on my way to New York to become a model, I can sit wherever I like..."
Not knowing what to say, the co-pilot goes to the pilot and explains the situation.
"I think I can handle this" says the pilot, "my wife is a beautiful blonde." So he walks over and sits down next to the beautiful blonde woman, leans over, and whispers something into her ear.
Without batting an eye the blonde woman politely gets up and takes her assigned seat in coach.
The flight attendant and co-pilot both ask inquisitively "what did you say to her to get her to move???"
The pilot replies, "I simply told her first class wasn't flying to New York"