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- paraselene0
that's not at all how it goes....
paraselene
(Jan 6 06, 03:39)enlighten me then. i made up the car crash bit.
poomoo
(Jan 6 06, 03:55)it takes a long time to tell, so i'll just outline it for you. paraplegic girl in chair thingmy, sobbing on beach, fellah comes along and asks what the trouble is. she says it's her 25th birthday and she's never been kissed so she's thinking of throwing herself into the sea to drown. so he kisses her. then she gives it all, oh nobody's ever done this to me or that to me and so this guy obliges to keep her from offing herself. till finally she's still sobbing and says oh it's so horrible i'm 25 today and i've never been fucked so the fellah, properly fed up by now, chuckes her into the sea, insert punchline.