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sharon is a beautiful blonde woman with a lovely body, lovely breasts. she used to be a model before a horrible car accident where she lost both her arms and legs.
so anyway, sharon is on the beach sunbathing. some guy walks by and looks at sharon somewhat bemused to see such an abnormal but beautiful figure in front of him.
sharon says "excuse me, woudl you fuck me? i am dying to be fucked. no one will have sex with me since i lost my arms and legs in a car accident."
the guy is astonished. this absolutly beautiful woman has asked him to fuck her and he cant believe his luck.
so the guy fires in to sharon and she is loving it. he fucks her twice.
after it he pick sharon up and throws her into the sea shouting "now yer fucked!"