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A guy is in his local pub one night, absolutely pished, and when he stands he finds himself flat on the floor, like his legs wont work. Thinking that fresh air will sober him up, he drags himself out of the pub onto the street and tries to stand again, same result, bang, back down to the floor.
Anyway he thinks, i dont live that far, ill crawl home, maybe the journey will sober me up, so he crawls home and summons all his strength to try and climb the stairs, but no luck, so he drags his sorry arse up the stairs and into bed, where his wife is (luckily), fast asleep.
The morning comes and his wife says 'you went to the pub last night and got smashed again didnt you'?
'yes' he admits 'but how did you know?'
his wife replies 'the landlord rang this morning, said youd forgot your wheelchair again!'
SORRY