Appt Deal
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- gruntt0
here's what you need.
a large flathead screwdriver
a "new friend" that thinks your name is Albert. (tip - Hang out in front of a comicbook store. Tons of people there that need friends... human friends that is)
2 pairs of latex gloves.
1 16 ounce beer (aka a "tallboy")
____Ok so you've met a dude at the comicbook store. Be all buddy-buddy with him for a couple of days (make this a monday so you won't have to hang out with him during the weekend. that could surely suck.) Don't get too close with him because he will soon be going to prison. While you're hanging out make up something silly about latex gloves. Put on a pair and THEN hand him a pair (that you've never touched with your barehands). He'll put them on because he thinks your cool (because you smoke cigarettes , smell of beer at 9 in the morning and you know the names of obscure rock bands). Keep your gloves on until he removes his and then take his pair and put them in a clean ziploc bag. The next day ask your new friend if he can give you a ride to the crooked landlords office. He'll say "sure thing Albert. anything for my bud." Put on a clean pair of latex gloves. Put the ziploc bag with his gloves in one pocket. put the screwdriver in the other. Ask him to wait in the car, go into the office and stab the offending landlord with the screwdriver. Dump the dude's gloves out on the floor along with the screwdriver. (i saw on CSI last night that they can get finger prints off of the inside of latex gloves). Walk back out to the car real cool like and ask your bud to drop you off at home. Feel better? Have a beer and call in an anoymous tip. Tell them to check the comicbook store.