tell me jokes..
tell me jokes..
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A ship was facing a battle against a pirate ship. The captain tells his first mate, "grab me my red shirt. we are going to battle!"
First mate responds, "why do you need your red shirt?" Captain replies, "so that if I am bleeding, the rest of you will not see me hurt and continue to fight hard and win". The first mate complies, and win the battle.
The ship was now facing a battle against 10 pirate ships. The captain then tells the first mate, "grab me my brown pants!"