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So this older lady goes into a plastic surgeon. She wants to get a labiaectomy, which is basically a trimming up of flappy vagina lips (real procedure). She asks the doctor to keep it real low key, she doesn't want anyone to know about it. Doc says "Of course ma'am, doctor patient confidentiality forbids me from talking" So she decides to have the surgery, and it's succesful.
When she awakes afterwards she's furious because there are 3 boquets of flowers by her bed. She says "DOC! I told you not to tell anyone, what's the deal with the roses?"
Doc says, "Relax, This boquet is from me, I always give them to my patients after a succesful surgery. The second is from the anasthesiologist, he likes to give flowers to patients when they wake up, he thinks it's good luck."
She says, "WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER VASE!"
Doc says "Relax Mrs., that one is from the kid in the burn unit, he absolutely loves his new ears."