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Three women were sitting in a sauna - two very sophisticated business women, and a hillbilly.
The three sat quietly, relaxing in the mist, when suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The first woman pressed on a small lump in her forearm, and the beeping stopped. The hillbilly lady was obviously puzzled & asked what the noise was.
"That was my pager," the woman replied. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second woman lifted her palm to her ear & began to speak into it. When she finished, she explained, "That was my cell phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly lady felt decidedly low-tech. And not to be outdone, she knew she had to do something just as impressive.
So she stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. She returned moments later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her ass.
The two business women were startled & looked at her with raised brows.
The hillbilly woman turns to the two and says, "Well, wouldja look at that! I'm gettin' a fax."