Grandparent laughs
Grandparent laughs
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- KILLputer0
Things my grandfather use to say to me:
"Your slower than molasses in July"
"That's not worth a pot to piss or a window to throw it out of"
"If you shit your pants always blame the dog- if you don't have a dog then it's your own fault your a dumbass."
"Go home your mom's got apples!"
"What do you know about milking a duck with a crowbar on a rainy sunday afternoon?"
"I'll give you a boot in the ass then you'll go home cryin"
"You look like a mess of fish"