Close Call

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  ..moral is install the KIT 2.0 package available from Knightrider industries to warn you via the Incredible Talking Glowing Red Light Interface™ that an aggressive bicycle rider has a 85% probablility of cutting in front of you and falling into your lane approximately 45 seconds before it happens allowing you to avoid the encounter. Be sure to purchase the add-on with theTurboBoost upgrade package.

  Also the system will alert you to the location of the nearest food establishments and nudie bars and can engage in you in snarky conversation about your personal habits.

  One caveat, it does lessen gas mileage though..

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