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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in
front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a
bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since
she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the
belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could
have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know
that?"The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."