tell me jokes..
tell me jokes..
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- slappy0
a guy stops at his local pub on the way home from work. Watches some telly and sinks a couple of pints. His friends turn up and buy a few rounds. Some time later he falls off his chair and says "thats it lads time to go home."
He crawls out of the pub, across a park and down his street and eventually reaches his front door. He bangs on the door until his wife opens it and says:
"I think I'v had a few too many love"She replys: "no sh*t, you left your wheelchair at the pub..."