unwelcomed visitor
unwelcomed visitor
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- Crouwel0
hahaha too bad i only discovered this thread now. this jsut screams for smartass answers.
tell him he's welcome but has to bring the lubricant, and ask him if he likes rainbow patterned satin sheets. then tell him you will shave yourself just for his visit...and that there is no way your HIV will be transferred with these xtra strong Durex you got..