unwelcomed visitor

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  • jox0

    omg no! wait!! Here's what you should do - invite him! BUT..

    You should decorate your place with extremely sick shit. Cut-outs of serial killer articles, and thousands of pictures of random women, some of them with kitchen knives through them. Go to the butchers and get some really bloody meat. Wrap it up nicely and put it in your fridge, in transparent bags. (this is gonna be great for later when you tell him mi casa su casa and that he can grab a beer from the fridge) And as you show him around, you go like "oh, yeah, these little things...yeah, i love women... a little hobby of mine."

    omg that would be so much fun, i'll help you decorate!

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