shipping costs
shipping costs
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- d1ė0
why not rent a van for the day ala uhaul.
get a fried or two to help load and unload.
Take a detour on the way home, go to a strip joint and get totally trashed.
Then crash the van, drunk, on the way home.
Make sure you put your seatbelt on, and then blast the radio (preferably listining to something very trash-80's-hipster like the strokes) and run into a tree doing around 80-90 mph.
If all goes as planned, you will survive the crash that kills your two friends.
They will write up articles about it for local (national as well if your lucky), and when they quote you, mention the art show where your piece is going to be shown.
Instant stardom!