Crap jokes
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A long one but a goody..
An Englishman, Irishman, a beautiful blonde and an old lady where sharing a train carriage together. The train went into a tunnel and it went dark. There was the sound of a loud slap and when the train came back into daylight the Englishman had a red face.
The old lady though that the English man must’ve tried to feel the blonde and the blonde, not liking perverts, smacked him on the jaw.
The blonde thought that maybe the English man had tried to feel her up, but missed and groped the old lady instead, so the old lady smacked him on the jaw.
The English man though that maybe the Irishman had tried to feel up the blonde, the blonde thought it was the Englishman, and smacked him instead.
The Irishman thought:
“I cant wait for another tunnel
so I can smack that English cunt again.”