Crap jokes
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A woman went into a pet shop to find a beautiful parrot. She saw one that she liked and asked how much. The owner said it was only £50. Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner told her, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute. Sometimes it says pretty rude things."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird and took it home. She hung the bird's cage up and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought that's not so bad. Later, the woman's two teenage daughters came in. The parrot looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new prostitutes." The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than began to laugh.
Later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new prostitutes; same old faces. Hi George!"