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    SON OF A BITCH!

    it got cut.

    will have to break them up.
    (clipboard own you all)

    FUUUUUUCK not once but twice!

    I posted a long crit, and BROADCAST ERROR.

    FUCK FUCK FUCK.

    here goes round 3.

    I know I'll miss a thing or two.

    + does not fit my browser.
    (IE 6, PC) <-- most users

    + Frame rate needs fixing. plays choppy. the transitions need to be at least 1/3 the wait.

    + Remove that cheesy loop. corp sites do not need 'mood music.' your users want content not mellow urban jazz basslines. I can just picture some LED purchaser fire'n up his bong to the relaxing sounds of this site.
    wasted bandwidth.

    + Remove cheesy metal bitmap. bandwidth wasted.

    + bevel buttons are evil! in 2003 users should be able to locate link without the air of beveled boxes.

    + I'm sure your client think they need a billboard to display their companys phone number. But I'm pretty sure a user will be able to find a 'normal' sized tel. number just as easy.

    + sound effects like 'woosh' make me crazy. short and sweet if you must.

    + Remove cartoony gimicks. I know it must have been a riot with the marketing wizzes, but dancing locks, and metal gates over menu items, barking dog sounds, and flashing light loaders do not speak fortune 500 to me.

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