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the state of humanity
14 months ago, while driving with my girlfriend, I was involved in a minor fender bender. We were coming to a lightrail stop, and …
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So
what have we learned today? Getting dumped sucks, but new vagina is sweet. Boobies are fun, especially on women. Wearing a suit an…
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< TMac
That commericial is beyond tight.
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hide and seek (kj)
I was advised by rand to identify my incoherance in the subject line. Oh, by the way, it's really long today. Thank you for your p…
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Something Approaching an Introduction
Warning: Excessively Long
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I never grew up wanting to be an artist, I was raised too All-American for that, …
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greasy
Warning: long
-----------------...His name was Dave but we called him Greasy, because when he drank his complexion turned a b…
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to do
1.) photocopy stories for class
2.) shave head
3.) delete hate mail
4.) do laundry
5.) ignore phone calls from collection agen…
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berkenstocks
good looking--check
intelligent--chec...
active and athletic--check
sense of humor--check
single--check
own car--check
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Good-bye Yankees
Kind of interesting what 200 million gets you these days - that being 4 extra games and another first round exit.
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bundle of joy
my class ended at 8:00 but i couldn't pick up my paycheck until 10:00, so i went to the library to kill time. there was this young…
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tweakers suck
no offense, but i just lost someone dear to me to that evil shit, and i'm tired of it...
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Yemen
What's going on this week? Any cool design bookstores or gallery shows? Any hot spots I should be aware of, like live music venues…
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clap your hands
http://www.clapyourhandssayyeah.…
Clift Notes version: I think their album is beautiful.
kingjulien version: I've been hol…
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Trail of Tears
About a week ago I started to notice an ant or two every time I entered the bathroom. I never thought much of it though because t…
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perspective
With all the deaths, tragedy, divorce, separation, disease, and depression, I'd thought I'd offer something more disparaging so ev…
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a new kind of truth
Have you ever spent time writing something here in the PVN-- I mean really laboring over it-- something that you thought was impor…
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the scenario
My roommates' German mother is visiting through Sunday, and it's officially become an annoyance. I spent 2 hours cleaning the bath…
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a dream i had
the world is coming to an end, and you have one final night to party. you have a house on the cliffs in lajolla, california, with …
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NudeSuits
Haute!
http://themightysven.carbonmade.…
(suitable for my work but you may want to be cautious.)
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forest whitaker
At last, a tribute.