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So tricky
When I was 19 there was this girl who dated several of my friends. She was a model from Korea, and stunningly gorgeous--with big f…
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Trader Joe's
Epic.
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hipsters
1. A friend of mine, this writer I met in grad school, invited me to go to a club Friday night with his girlfriend and several oth…
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If a friend
just sent you a picture of your ex-girlfriend (at 14) masterbating with a Faygo bottle, would you feel a little queasy and disorie…
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Cool German Names
Besides Hans and Klaus and Werner, what else is there? Are the possibilities this limited?
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Guys who jog with their shirts off
You're not fooling anybody.
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Favorite b/w films?
Here is my current top five:
1.) Raging Bull (You didn't have to come to Cleveland to get beat by a "moulan yan.")
2.) Dead Ma…
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Iconic Black Actors
Louis Gossett Jr.
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Black History month
learn it
love itdon cheadle is the new forest whitaker.
please believe that.february
the shortest month of the year …
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The Greeks
invented civilization, democracy, and ass-fucking.
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For some reason
I keep procrastinating tonight instead of working. I think it might be because I stumbled across this a few hours ago:
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dear randoman
I'm not one who gets upset when people post dumb shit. Newstoday is not precious to me like that, although I do enjoy the discours…
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Tremens
You go and see the Life Aquatic With Steve Zizzoo. You hotbox in the parking lot. You imagine the security guard lurking behind yo…
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OCD
I will need your distressing, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions by the end of the day. Thank you.
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Ten Questions
1. Sin City: dumb plot with a really cool look and a ridiculous amount of beautiful women. That's the consensus, right? Also, who …
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the mirrors in my head
1.) I said the word vagina twice last night in class and each time almost broke into hysterics. Will I always be this emotionally …
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silver spoons
I'm 31 and yes, I watched the VMA's last night. This isn't a rant on MTV or the music industry, surely better thinkers have critiq…
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Wes Anderson
Is there a better American filmmaker today? I guess you could say Scorsese tops him in terms of career achievements, and then the …
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nevertheless (kj)
I just dropped a new piece over at slippy magazine if anybody is interested (or wishes to heckle me). Cheers.
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Nine Thoughts
1.) The word for today is penicillin
2.) The documentary "Dig" is quite intriguing, but sometimes I wonder if Anton is really tha…