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    Layed off?

    It's Monday, February 5, 1996 at 11:00 AM Eastern Time
    Me and my band went to East Orange, New Jersey for a WFMU radio show
    It w…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Wacom Question

    I draw so good
    I draw so well
    I draw so great
    Right on

    I'm running my inkpen
    I'm running my mouth
    I'm running my inkpen
    I…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    MJ Trial

    You are a homosexual to the max
    You are a professional cock sucker in the mix
    You are a child molester
    You love sucking little …

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    HARPO

    You are a movie star
    You are a rich woman
    You are a talk show queen
    You are so sweet as Domino sugar

    Oprah Winfrey
    Oprah Wi…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Chicago Cops

    This is a highway patrol force
    This highway patrol keeps our highways safe in Illinois
    They do it by getting the drunk drivers o…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    New Foo Fighters

    You are a rock star
    You are a rocking maniac
    You can really sing your horse-wupping ass off
    You can really whip a polar bear's …

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    R.I.P. William Shatner

    You are a nice doctor
    You are my grateful one
    You are my man
    You are the greatest

    Aftab Noorani
    Aftab Noorani
    Aftab Nooran…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Retard Bus

    This band played at free-fest
    About 2000 people watched the show
    The Rock'n Roll was awesome like Checks Press
    The Jam session …

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    What's for Lunch?

    McDonalds is the place to rock
    It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
    It is a good place to listen to the music
    People f…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Art Store

    My yelling got me put out of the art store
    The voices in my head cussed at me
    I was yelling like a wild animal
    I felt like a…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Milton Glaser

    Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird
    He was sucked to deaf
    The vampire bird killed him at last

    [chorus]:
    V…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Birdman

    Birdman caught me on his property
    He saw me tresspassing his real estate
    He reached in his pocket for a pistol
    He came after me…

    May 5, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Magikist

    Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
    I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck
    Reverend Richard Price…

    May 4, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Spendogg

    Thanks for making me sit through another pointless flash animation. I thought you were a graphics designer or something. Apparentl…

    May 3, 050 replies
  • Theodore

    Kona

    Kona is a tool. Discuss.

    May 3, 0539 replies