Birdman

• Theodore

  Birdman caught me on his property
  He saw me tresspassing his real estate
  He reached in his pocket for a pistol
  He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

  Birdman kicked my ass (4X)

  Birdman beat me to a pulp
  He gave me a yell-down war hellride
  He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
  He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the ricky-road

  Birdman kicked my ass (4X)

  At 10 o' clock PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
  I jumped over his fence at the dark
  I picked up a brick and shot at Birdman's windowpane
  Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
  Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O.J. Simpson

  Birdman kicked my ass (4X)

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  Theodore

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