2024 predictions
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- Continuity7
Contnuity will finally lose his fucking marbles.
- Good luck mate. Hope you achieve your goalsIanbolton
- We're with ya!garbage
- Hold my beer...CyBrainX
- If you're reading this it's too late.palimpsest
- trooperbill1
Google will loose massive market share by plopping ai based results in their organic search results in a clunky way
other websites will do it better and with less intrusion
i work in search and would love to see google toppled off the throne.
- Ooooo wicked. Do you know where my car keys are?Morning_star
- it has already begunutopian
- CyBrainX0
Flatulence on the rise, produced more methane and is considered the worse cause of climate crisis. Diaper prices skyrocket. Trump Diapers banned by the FDA.
- Ramanisky211
- damn that's pretty goodYakuZoku
- Bros Before Hoesutopian
- Clearly MAGA.
God-sent Trump is always in the foreground.palimpsest - the quality is insanemilfhunter
- Maybe they both can be president.CyBrainX
- but who's gonna be bottom?pango
- ahahha these are great :))sted
- Gay...Elwin74
- Holy shit, the progression of these was golden, Well done!elahon
- Sauce please?kalkal
- https://www.instagra…Ramanisky2
- Thanks!kalkal
- HAL90013
iam not the only one who predict this lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewa…
Medium predict Trump's death live on FoxNews
- face_melter3
Stories that will appear in the WaPo and Guardian this year:
Putin reveals he is a clone and the OG Putin is locked in cryogenic stasis in a facility near Baikonur. Russian scientists perfected the technique of creating personality constructs that can be mapped onto so-called 'blank slates'. This is the eleventh Putin iteration so far. They also revealed that multiple Putins operate, in secret, all over the globe and are already fucking your wife, talking loudly on public transport, hiding under your bed, moving into nice neighbourhoods and lowering the property prices, and denying you that promotion you thought *you* deserved.
China will push a new policy which mandates every home be rebuilt in the shape of Glorious Leader Xi Jinping's handsome and manly visage. Praise be upon him and may his shining light guide you.
Also China will totally collapse this year. Trust me bro.
North Korean will entirely flip over on its axis, ala Fortnite, and start again from Year Zero. Kim Jong Un appears in Vogue in outfits designed by an AI version of Alexander McQueen and Juche fever (finally) sweeps the globe.
- thanks. these are the predictions the world was really waiting for :))sted
- Ramanisky20
- I thought he was great in Mad Men.Morning_star
- Username checks out.palimpsest
- nb2
Covid will disappear one day after the election
- Nairn7
More of the same, but worse.
- milfhunter7
- Finna trying to start a podcast since 2014.palimpsest
- Letssgoomilfhunter
- Fully developed fuckcast it is then. Begin brain modulation.CyBrainX
- CyBrainX0
This year's Civil War will be even stranger than the first one.
https://www.theatlantic.com/sexe…