2024 predictions
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- HAL9001
Write up all the things you think is gonna happen in 2024. We'll check back the thread at the end of the year, i set a reminder to bump the thread back .
- i_monk0
Israeli genocide of Palestinians extended to the West Bank.
Putin out.
Chaos at ballot box in November in US.
Someone killed by a Tesla bot or iRobot or similar.
A billionaire assassinated.
- rzu-rzu3
more ads, higher prices, lower salaries, another war, increasing illiteracy, paid subscription for clean water access, people broadcasting suicide for likes and lolz, some great music and art, a lot of shit music and "art", someone making a trillion with something even more retarded than a "fart in a jar", first pornstar to become a president somewhere, a total decline of humanity as we oldies know it, and in the middle of that: me, falling madly in love with a wonderful girl who then will tell me she was born a boy, and knew exactly how to get to me and which strings to pull, because of some AI tool that profiles us all and what we like and easily fall for
and, of course, tacos so spicy and delicious and full of flavor that you want to die right afterwards, because there will never be anything to top that
happy new year qbn-unts!
- signs I'm getting old :Drzu-rzu
- soundtrack: https://youtu.be/aI7…rzu-rzu
- Half of these things have already happened. Salaries are up a little. What I'd like to to see is more jobs in our field. The job market is absolute shit now.CyBrainX
- sted1
more everything and less nothing.
- Akagiyama6
All this shit gets more fucked up
**(points wildly at everything)**
- face_melter2
Joe's sundowning increases during the campaign - with hilarious results! Wilding on about parrots and chocolate bicycles and the times he and Strom Thurmond hunted young black men for sport. Trump wins then gets Shinzo'd by that fucking weird Twitter reply guy who cracks under the mental stress, US declared a Third World Country after the economy implodes and is bought by Tencent. Dems blame Russia. Hillary shits herself on MSNBC.
Some type of terrorist event at the Olympics in France.
Isn'trael decides to start blowing shit up in other Arab countries because breathing and speaking Arabic is antisemitic.
Zelensky starts an OnlyFans to help pay for the war effort. 50 self-facials buys one tank shell.
Something about the UK gen. election but no-one gives a flying fuck.
New album by Chat Pile will be a fucking banger.
- and putler?
kim jong son?
chinese? nothing?sted - The only thing that I know will re-elect Biden is the not yet as obvious mental deterioration of the orange buffoon.CyBrainX
- sted with terminal lib brainworms.face_melter
- and putler?
- NBQ00-3
Nintendo Switch 2 will be released
- utopian2
Apple releases best iPhone ever!
- Continuity6
2024 will have 365 days.
- _niko1
Rfk jr wins
Putin loses
Saudi NBA launches, poach big stars
Noam Chomsky dies
Keith Richards lives
First feature length ai movie released
Ai song goes to #1 on charts
Israel suffers huge losses from retaliatory drone or suicide strikes
- sted2
- prophetone3
Multiple top 40 songs in North America will be written and/or performed by AI artists.
- milfhunter1
Disney stocks will drop.
Bitcoin will rise.
- neverscared0
north korea firing nukes
wildfires burn apocalyptic as ever before
ukraine will fall
russia attacks polen and germany
trump becomes pres. will arrest anyone he desires
ISS will explode with a malfunction
- Antihistamines have entered the chat.palimpsest
- russia won't attack germany.milfhunter
- i'd like Russia to attack polen, my allergies are killing meHAL9001
- earth´s core gonna explode... we all die..neverscared
- Your profile name is definitely not checking out.CyBrainX
- bitcoin is gonna explode like a millennial fucking firecracker and got to 555k..neverscared
- I hope changing my diet helps me avoid polen cancer.Akagiyama
- robthelad0
I might get to the washing up
- hans_glib0
at year end HAL9001 will taunt Continuity for getting the number of days in the year wrong
- skinny_puppy3
- GPT5 will be launched. A man will get married to a custom built 'girl-friend' chatbot. Sam Altman will wish them both the best and say that GPT6 will be even better!
- Russia will take Ukraine. Everyone will say stern things to Putin.
- #noAI will become a thing on selfies, alongside #nomakeup and #iwokeuplikethis
- Trump will not win, sparking a small civil war that will be dealt with quickly in the main centres. However certain states of the US will become no-go zones for Democrats and declare themselves independent.
- Israel will destroy Palestine. Everyone will say stern things to Israel.
- First virus coded by AI will be released.
- TikTok will be classified an illegal drug in Singapore.
- Germany, Luxemborg and Norway will offer residency to any married couple with young children.
- The story will leak that China accidentally released Covid while working on an experimental skin whitening drug. Everyone will say stern things to China.
- Prompt Engineering course will be offered by an Indian University online.- I'll be happy to be proved wrong on these.skinny_puppy
- why the norway thing?trooperbill
- Many developed nations have an "ageing population" problem where people are living longer and not having children.skinny_puppy
- The "aging population" problem is often a "cost of living" problem. If you can't afford rent without two roommates, how are you going to raise a kid?i_monk
- @skinny_puppy, What could be better than Trump losing and red states starting to leave the country?CyBrainX
- Continuity2
In light of new information, I'm revising my prediction:
2024 will have fewer days than 2023.
Let it not be said that I don't admit when I'm wrong.
Roll on, shorter '24.
- *longer, ffs
Leap years, how do they work?Continuity - I'll just go ahead and DV myself, then shut up.Continuity
- With less days this year the nights will be lighter, not darker.
#contifactspalimpsest - I hate you.Continuity
- Moi non plus.palimpsest
- Extremely and unintentionally funny.CyBrainX
- *longer, ffs