Signs your getting old?
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- kona0
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Someone stole my chair at work.
I have a chair that's mine.
It's mine.
Ok.
I know all it's settings.
It was mine and I'm angry about it.
- garbage0
Just to piggyback on Morningstar's amazing post:
I've done the same. Big shop, walk to car, "Oh fuck the fob is dead again".
Put the groceries on the roof, and am fumbling with the fucking impossibility of removing the physical key. Some dude walks up and asks me how my day is going, and if I need help.
I just assume he's either a clipboard solicitor or a homeless dude, so I'm in full ignore mode while standing on the front tire, reaching across the hood, hoping to get the fob close enough to the ignition through the windshield to unlock the doors.
And then I hear the doors unlock, and remember that I parked in the side lot. He knew what was going on and a good laugh was had.
Experiencing that high? I probably would have told him to keep the groceries before running into the nearest oncoming bus, suicide out of total embarrassment.
- fruitsalad-1
You never had heard of mosques when going up in your home town, or seen a burka... your kids thing it's normal.
- NBQ000
Axl Rose is 60 years old
- _me_0
stopping to browse a window of a "Gentlemans Outfitters" type shop and having the voice in your head say, " mmm.. those look comfy "
- MrT-1
The sheer, unadulterated pleasure of an egg sandwich.
- dee-dubs0
Sebaceous cysts
- caterpus-1
explaining d_dust AWP camping spots to my 15 year old nephew who has no idea what im talking about but still feel the need to inform him on the origin of FPS gaming.
- fooler-1
you're more offended about rappers face tattoos and Rainbow Bright hair than their sensationalizing gun violence and disrespecting women.
- robotron3k-5
You spend more time in the office, away from home to avoid the kids and wifey and responsibility.
- awwe.since1979
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯sureshot
- sadKrassy
- This I know is true...robotron3k
- explains a lotmonospaced
- autoflavour-4
This is a question I have tho.. I have read a few times lately in articles and so that men are relieved once they reach middle age as they are no longer driven by their dicks any more and they don't have the desire to have sex all the time..
I don't know.. My sex drive is high, if not higher than before.. And that with 2 kids and a partner of 13 years.. Annoyingly so sometimes .. I would fuck everyday if she would let me..
Is this just me? Or were the guys in these articles just softcocks who were just repressed ?
- Not to steer this thread into the gutterautoflavour
- I'm with you on this one. Turning 40 this year and can say that my libido is on point. I am lucky to have a girl that is willing to be as hot and bothered as I.capn_ron
- Yep, I'm 42 & still firing. i would have sex at literally anytime... shit, you could wake me up at 3am and i'll still get on it. My girl thinks i'm a sex pestnecromation
- Bennn-2
i was at a party with my gf the other day and the majority of the people there were like 22~26 y-o. A dude aged like 25 y-o start telling us a story about "an old 40 y-o lady" ... he didn't know me and my gf are 37 y-o ... we're close to that ''old'' 40. Good things is that means we look younger than we are i guess. or he's a little shit.
- Miguex-1
- Peter-3
How old?
I'm throwing monies at all kickstarters, I brush my teeth with Quip, I'm down with all the trends today...I think - kind of old?
I'm so old (...and wise) that my body hurts, that's how old I am. Even though I'm just mid 30s - kind of old?
- since1979-1
grunting when bending down or sitting.