Signs your getting old?
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- PonyBoy8
- Enjoy it! ;)OBBTKN
- No sir, I don't like it.YakuZoku
- is it a male or female that is going to put the finger up your arse?milfhunter
- Mine was female. Then she said she needed a witness, so a young female nurse sat and watched. They would have normally got a man to do it, but there weren'tcherub
- any in the office that day, just us...cherub
- @cherub i would go again just to make sure verything is oke down under.milfhunter
- misogynistic much?imbecile
- Just wait for the colonoscopy...good times await!formed
- that's what I just went through yesterday, formed... 1 polyp.. non cancerous <3PonyBoy
- I had a polyp my first time. Of course I thought I was going to die of colon cancer. (I didn't.) I got engaged soon after. That might have been worse.CyBrainX
- lol CyPonyBoy
- SimonFFM1
Do you remember Larry Laffer (Leisure Suit Larry). That was more than 30 years ago and I still laugh out loud at answer c:
The best "pick-up" line is:
a. Hey baby, what's your sign?
b. Want to go for a ride in my Porsche?
c. For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much!
d. Do you know where I can buy some Vaseline?
- OBBTKN4
- lol ..How many months are in January?!?Ramanisky2
- I find myself unsure if things happened last summer, the summer before, or the summer before that. Then I just conclude it really doesn't matter.formed
- bezoar4
I'm currently training a guy that is half my age. He is messy, flakey, and has very little respect for a shared work environment.
- Are we talking Head and Shoulders flakey?garbage
- Signs he's a slob.CyBrainX
- Maybe he's just young, naive and confused. Questioning life choices. Cat's just died etc etc.Ianbolton
- you didnt have to put me on blast like that manpockets
- He's young and hasn't learned some stuff yet. I'm trying to remember to cut him some slack. I used to be that age too...long ago.bezoar
- At 21, I was messy, flakey, and had very little respect for a shared work environment.
At 47, I've learned.jagara - https://www.nme.com/…rzu-rzu
- Nairn4
I woke up at 2am the other night and felt from afar the glow of a radiator that I felt shouldnt've been on, so roused myself from my gentle, well-earned slumber and went out to check the boiler and turn it off.
- imbecile12
- whatthefunk11
- yupYakuZoku
- agreenbq
- 100%falcadia
- yesmaquito
- Truthskinny_puppy
- Fuck yeah_niko
- Bai!OBBTKN
- Tru. Do I stutter!Morning_star
- 25 at at 15, still 15 at 50Fax_Benson
- My obsession with poop humor puts me at 11, permanently.CyBrainX
- YakuZoku2
So with this whole getting layed-off thing in March, a friend suggested working for Border Patrol, so i looked it up and max age to work for them is 40. I turn 50 in March dang-it.
- YakuZoku1
I'm in Arizona right now still trying to get my new truck into Mexico, just got done with a measly 16 mile mountain bike ride with a friend and it totally kicked my arse, and now my taint hurts.
- NBQ000
Star Wars kid is 37 now
- nb2
I watched Beverly Hills Cop this and realized that Axel and Rosewood are younger than I am now. They look like young men
- NBQ00-4
How do you dye short beard stubble? I have a bit of grey hairs there but nothing extreme. Still it makes me look a little older than necessary.
But seems pointless to dye when I trim it every other day and it's not a lush beard but just a stubble?
- I use latex house paintYakuZoku
- I use Rust-Oleum spray paintutopian
- blackened onion dustFax_Benson
- grey in your 20's, gene therapy may help?fadein11
- I never said I was in my 20'sNBQ00
- oh, my badfadein11
- Don't do it. I have a friend that dies his beard and ended up looking like Billy Maysfooler
- Girls love gray hair, at least mine does ;)OBBTKN
- sharpiespango
- also girls appreciates consistency. make sure you dye your pubes as well.pango
- Dye your head grey so it matches.bezoar
- Grey reducing beard wash. Use when you shower each time. Looks mor natural but over time darkens.falcadia
- Falcadia, which product any recommendations?NBQ00
- Just For Men Control GX Grey Reducing Beard Wash Shampoo, Gradually Colors Mustache and Beard, Leaves Facial Hair Softer and Fuller.falcadia
- https://www.amazon.c…falcadia
- thumb_screws1
Fucking your back moving washing from the laundry trough to the washing machine.
- i fucked my back putting my shoes on a few weeks agoHAL9001
- fooler4
- mon: e,
tue: whizz,
wed: acid,
thu: lude,
fri: viagrahans_glib - Another sign is I have no idea what "whizz" is.fooler
- ^ Speed, amphetamines.Morning_star
- Are you on pills? Oh man...OBBTKN
- Stay medicatedApeRobot
- Wife won't even allow paracetamol in the house so this is not gonna be of use to me.Gardener
- Right there with you. I got my wife one of these for Christmas, hahaha
https://ikigaicases.…elahon - Lol why does it need to be waterproof?
Are you swimming with it? ;)futurefood - I have two: one for am, one for pmtimeless
- Damn you @elahon for introducing me to the highest end pill case, WHICH is arguably within being affordable.
Lolz.ideaist - @ideaist I can say hands down that they are worth every penny. Super satisfying to open and close, it's almost like a fidget toy. I got her the Nano so she...elahon
- ...doesn't lose her night-time meds! Highly recommend!elahon
- @futurefood I bought it with an REI gift card I had, I suppose it's for rafters/campers. I just didnt want one that looked like my grandmas.fooler
- mon: e,
- Ramanisky25
- I need one of these for my legs. Just fucked up my back/hip...again.formed
- Bears love itOBBTKN
- And yes, I need one too...OBBTKN
- https://www.amazon.c…imbecile
- I just ordered 4 of themutopian
- This is the grossest thing I will see all day. That's an infection magnet.garbage
- Oh, garbage.
You sounded like shapesalad, there.Continuity - I got 2 fir ma ballzYakuZoku
- It's made of silicone, not fabric and it can be thrown into a washing machine for cleaning.utopian
- better have a real grippy floor.pango
- @cont How dare you!
@utopian Yeah, and you'd have to wash it every time you use it. Kind of kills the point.garbage - I actually have something almost identical to this. I use it to wash my dog.garbage
- ya those got enough spacing. easy to rinse and dry. doesn't seem safe tho. since you have to shift your balance on wet tub or tiles .pango
- @garbage I agree with you, and i can guarantee that after the 10th wash it goes complete shit.sted
- Yeah. Unless it's made of thicker stuff, that will deteriorate after a few runs through the wash.garbage
- :DContinuity