Signs your getting old?
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- stoplying7
I aerated my lawn and planted new grass seed last night, then covered it with hay this morning as it was raining. I really feel like I got everything done and the right time and hope the grass comes in thick and full.
- signs you're farming?CyBrainX
- signs you own your home. a nice yard is something to take pride in. ++imbecile
- Signs you live on a farmhotroddy
- We got such a good rain last night. My timing in planting was perfect!stoplying
- Good for you! +1 My wife takes care of the garden, and this week all the bulbs she planted last year have bloomed. Beautiful!OBBTKN
- chukkaphob7
- oh, Trumpchukkaphob
- illuminatiFax_Benson
- ^ LOL!chukkaphob
- lol @faxKrassy
- Sets eye...pango
- aahah gfax+!%sted
- The Eye of SauronBennn
- _niko8
- what’s “this”?scruffics
- Father of the bride, pretty mediocre but it was one of my wife’s favourite movie growing up_niko
- <3 steve martinscarabin
- Funny movie.monospaced
- Morning_star4
I played a multiplayer game of the latest Call of Duty with my son and his friends.
I didn't one kill.
They felt sorry for me and we had another game. They decided that they would all use sniper rifles and no scopes.
I got one kill.
- I didn't 'get' one kill.Morning_star
- ha! same here
wish multiplayer lobbies could be defined by age, would have a better chance playing with people 40+ yrs oldBluejam - so recognisable ;-)Calderone2000
- lolGuyFawkes
- The designers have a COD installed in their computers @work to fool around when a project hits the night every now and then. Exactly the same situation here...maquito
- COD gives me headaches now. Things move around way to much, hard to focus. I can't. loldesmo
- doesn't COD snap to a target when you use the scope?scarabin
- you didn't drink the required 15 cans red bull before you playedfuturefood
- I bet you didn't even hook up the mountain dew IV drip that came with the gamefuturefood
- How old is he?pango
- 15Morning_star
- im the same with sports games, those madden games are complex as shit, I'll PWN those kids at CoD thoughGuyFawkes
- I'd kick their ass in half life!pango
- hans_glib9
when you and your wife go into a pub and she asks for the music to be turned down
- Folks treated us to dinner at 'Temper' in Covent Garden. It was violently loud and we were all utterly miserable, even after asking them to turn it down a bit.Nairn
- I was so angry - if it was my treat, I'd've walked straight out. Food was below average and obviously overpriced too.Nairn
- Music is nice but you usually go to a pub to talk and a club to get permanent hearing damage.kalkal
- Dining out is so hit or miss now. Not blaming the restaurants, but less desire for me to drop $ on a sub-par meal and experience.stoplying
- kalkal8
I've been plucking the same few white hairs from my head since I was about 20.
Now, I'm regularly plucking ear hairs.
- Nairn2
- Soooo.... what is it? Bubble wrap replacement therapy?kalkal
- Sea Turtles and Dolphins love these.utopian
- the anticipation is killing memonospaced
- Looks like a peg solitaire.palimpsest
- That was about my guess, kalkal - and judging by filename, about right.Nairn
- https://www.youtube.…drgs
- https://upload.wikim…palimpsest
- wow, drgs.
aka "how to keep an idiot busy" or, "what most computer games feel like to me these days"Nairn - @drgs nice!Krassy
- I would have used it to make the tiniest ice cubes.zarkonite
- omg, my daughter and her friends on our block who are 6 - 8. They all em "fidgets" and they even make their own, folding paper with little stones insidemg33
- to shake them and make noise.mg33
- actually good for anxiety when rushing on mushrooms. just saying.inteliboy
- kingsteven7
- took me a second or three to parse :)Nairn
- me neitherhans_glib
- Stages of clown meme, replaced by aged fuckwittedness.Nairn
- I would like to see a youthful response to this that goes from "Facebook is lame" to "Invest in Bitcoin".palimpsest
- :DNairn
- Young folks since the beginning of time never knew how the world works, because they're young.jagara
- ^Many still don't know even when they're oldgrafician
- oey_oey9
My tits hurt when I dance.
- lolKrassy
- hahaFax_Benson
- Well, this one made me LOL hard enough to wake up my cat.Akagiyama
- MrT8
The lady in the shop asked me if the turmeric was for arthritis like what they said on TV.
No, I’m making a curry.
- HahaGnash
- lolmilfhunter
- who says older folk aren't adventurous in the kitchenFax_Benson
- lolKrassy
- PhanLo12
- drgs6
- +1
I just hurt my wrist typing that.Akagiyama - i had to squint to read your comment, and now I have eye strainKrassy
- I laughed and accidentally crapped myself.CyBrainX
- What happens when you sneeze too hard? I haven’t reached that age yet.SimonFFM
- I colleague of mine sneezed too hard -- ruptured intestine + he wears a colostomy bag nowdrgs
- Stood up too quick from my desktimeless
- +1
- hans_glib10
- Ouch. So it begins..helloeatbreathedrive
- I get these all the time. 'Free steak dinner' was one of the headlinesmisterhow
- grafician10
I can still design websites and even apps in Fireworks...
- nb2
Why are foods so goddamned salty now?!?
I just had opened a bag of tortilla chips, ate about five and I might as well throw em out. Tastes like I’m eating pure salt
- try them with salsaShenanigansTV
- I was having them with salsanb
- The same at restaurants... More salty, more tasty?OBBTKN
- makes you drink morehans_glib
- Because people like me kept writing to companies asking why they were increasingly replacing salt with sugar, and please stop it.Nairn
- I’ve noticed this at Mexican restaurants too .. the tortillas are way too salty.Ramanisky2
- True at restaurants! But not just Mexican food, it’s almost everywhere I go just sooo saltynb
- Often with mass-produced food, that salt is added to mask lower-quality inputs (like corn, wheat). But it is out of hand.nb
- Even “low-sodium” versions of foods are too salty. So my only option is no-salt tortillas. I want to taste my food!!!nb
- Now a days it’s like “hey excuse me but, can I get some tortillas with my salt?!?”Ramanisky2
- I find it disturbing that a plain can of soup has like 80% of sodium in it. And the low sodium version is still got tons. Wild.monospaced
- You are eating pure salt. That's garbage food.CyBrainX
- Getting salty about salt. SPICY!stoplying
- bainbridge-3
What age did you first feel "old"?
- Yes.palimpsest
- 55, when my knee got shitty enough that I can't run anymore.CyBrainX
- Bout 17nb
- can you repeat the questionutopian
- When my osteopath told me: "Do you have asthma?? Damn, I'm sorry..." That was 30 years ago.OBBTKN
- Cybrianx starting to feel the knees go as well, having a hard time on runs, wonder if there’s anything I can do or am I doomed to a life of power walking at the_niko
- ...mall_niko
- 26thumb_screws
- About the time I realized I was a member of a form that didn’t mind another member hitting womenimbecile
- https://www.suggesti…prophetone
- 1milfhunter
- When all my friends started bitching about being old at 29 (probably before that, even). Since then, everybody continuously reminds me. I'm 47 now.jagara
- Body painmisterhow
- 40.ideaist
- When a buddy and I were having a pint he said 'well, life is half over'. We were 40. I am 52 now. He's no longer here.formed
- utopian6
- So I guess I was 19 when I went to see it in the theater, I remember I went solo.YakuZoku
- I saw it twice I was so impressed lol...however in retrospect I don't know how well Tarantino's films have aged.yuekit
- Got blazed and went on its Friday night premiere. Good times.Ramanisky2
- We had this D.A.R.E. guy in my high school that tried to get me and a couple of friends to be narcs on some stoner skaters, so he took us to see this in the...elahon
- theatre in HS and paid for our tickets. Dude was a weirdo, we didn't end up narcing for him, but this instantly became one of my favorite movies of all time.elahon
- Not sure his reasoning in taking us to see this, to get familiar with "drug culture?" I laughed like a hyena at Mia's ketchup joke, though.elahon
- Saw it on xmas with grandmother and parents. Crazy.formed