Flat Earth
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- imbecile1
- Flat OeufFax_Benson
- very good, fax.detritus
- The bible also talks about a magical jealous sky man who fucks human beings, yo.set
- "welcome to oeuf."
-will smithsarahfailin - amazing fax lolfadein11
- made with a compass?dbloc
- PonyBoy-1
someone should start a gofundme account for one of these famous FlatEarthTards to fund a ticket for the first Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo launch... preferably Kyrie Irving or the like... someone w/a pop culture-esque persona that has an extended public reach whom's fucking w/the heads of otherwise 'normal' people capable of understanding simple calculus and euclidean geometry by age 13
- yugest run-on I've ever written right there, folksPonyBoy
- I bet they would love that. For them its probably a deep frustration not being able to get up there and look down.mugwart
- Would be good to build a fake rocket ship, get a load of them in it, say it was going to take off. Then burn it.PhanLo
- ^ LOLHayzilla
- hahayuekit
- LOLGuyFawkes
- yuekit1
- it will be taught in schools soonfadein11
- only google searches. Also why the fuck bring chemtrails into this? They sort of admitted they sprayed shit from memorymugwart
- at least put in X sex tape or something instead!mugwart
- yeah... how many of those searches are by folks looking for a chuckle rather than 'info'? I mean... look at this threadPonyBoy
- Are we suggesting this thread has no factual evidence whatsoever? Fuuuuck, mindblown!Ianbolton
- google trends isn't just simple one off searches is it? if so then this is bollocks, is it not also based on repeat searches and searches of connected stuff?fadein11
- I google flat earth shit for giggles all the time. I think it's hilarious.monospaced
- and you really do have to dig down into the connected content to really find the juicy stuff :)monospaced
- @fadein It's been a problem
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- set2
- Wow hope this realmugwart
- https://im0.kommersa…set
- https://www.youtube.…imbecile
- cool -- still fake though (kidding)mugwart
- nice imbecile, I didn't see thatset
- Two things.
1) Found the cat
2) Those shoes are fuglykona - litter.detritus
- ok, should've watched to the end, loldetritus
- Space is the best place for Yeezy's. And the clowns who wear them.face_melter
- that vid is pretty cool thoughmonospaced
- dbloc1
The part I don't get is what would be the benefit of the government lying to everyone about the shape of the earth? And are all governments involved in this secret flat earth society? So stupid.
- Secret Round Earth Societydbloc
- Yeah, the benfits of lying about the shape of the Earth aren't readily apparent.Continuity
- For 52 million dollars a day, NASA can do lots of Tom Foolery...robotron3k
- I guess the theory is if a creator made the earth aquarium, then they would be more powerful than science. So would you pray to God or Neil Degrass-Tyson?robotron3k
- what does the shape have anything to do with that?dbloc
- Religious texts all say flat earth for 5000 yrs, Science says round for 500 yrs. So people move away from a god if science is correct, or vise versa.robotron3k
- Interesting to note, the Vatican has some of the most powerful telescopes in the world. Including one with NASA.robotron3k
- That's not true in the slightest. People have universally understood it is a sphere since the ancient Greeks. It was dark ages that invented flat earth.monospaced
- and even then it was only parts of Europe that ever bought into the religious farse that even suggested a flat worldmonospaced
- If there was a conspiracy, and there isn't, it would have bee universal for thousands of years across every discipline ever developedmonospaced
- It gives the mentally deficient something to think about other that whacking off, watching Rocko's Modern Life repeats, and eating paint.face_melter
- lol@face_melterkona
- I like Rocko.lemmy_k
- robotron3k-4
Seems like other countries are in on it.
Japan has the Himawari 8 that they claim is a full time stationary satellite that captures earth in real-time.
Notice the clouds move but the earth doesn't.
I'm not even sure how they make it so stable floating in orbit.
Looks like cgi going in real time.
- you're a fucking joke ... misogyny, trump support and now this?monospaced
- I don't even know what you're trying to say exactly. Sorry.monospaced
- If you drew a venn diagram of flat earthism, Trumpism, stupidity and racism...it would just be a circle.yuekit
- A stationary satellite means it is in lock-step with earth's orbit you fucking knob! LOLBonSeff
- <is this a serious post?SunSunSun_
- It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.kona
- Did anybody even look at the link? the shite is so fake...robotron3k
- Yes. Looks like a photo of earth.monospaced
- we need now is for omg to deny the Holocaust and I win QBN Fuckwit Bingo.face_melter
- robotard strikes againHayzilla
- Ramanisky21
- Flat earth is flat.utopian
- buh buh buh, fisheye lenz!jaylarson
- cg is shitmonospaced
- To be fair (no I'm not a flat) you cant trust film footage, if NASA is faking they'd have the techniques locked down by now. I work in VFX, I know how to breakmugwart
- that shot down and film it.mugwart
- If Nasa is lying to us I wouldnt be surprised. I do agree with a single point they say. The control group have educated us but what is stopping them from lyingmugwart
- oh c'mon mugwart, you can't be seriousmonospaced
- as if NASA was the only space agency aroundmonospaced
- I DONT believe the earth is flat no.mugwart
- but I see the same argument mutated throughout every argument we seem to see this moment.mugwart
- can we trust our governments and our history.mugwart
- If someone had a completing case for a flat earth it would be get if NASA would work WITH them to prove it. Humanity moves forwardmugwart
- let people question and explore. I dont care what it is.mugwart
- We shouldn't ridical thoughmugwart
- 10 years ago the ancient theory was laughed at. No research is starting to agree.mugwart
- It is 100% okay to ridicule any ducking drooling retard who even entertains the planet isn't a sphere like all the other celestial bodies in existence.monospaced
- Nothing is further from critical thinking than thinking the earth is a flat plane. It's about as stupid an idea any person could think imaginable.monospaced
- I dont think anyone can point and say that they are a retard for not thinking like you nor anyone else. Humanity (sometimes) benifits greatly from thismugwart
- I'm a paranoid, my belief is something very different about this 'debate'.mugwart
- I've said this before, Tolkien believed he wasn't writing fiction and that the earth was hollow. Maybe it is maybe it didnt but be cant deny the cultural impactmugwart
- it had.mugwart
- If someone thinks the earth is flat, they are either very stupid or delusional. Impact on culture has nothing to do with truth.monospaced
- And Tolkien was fucking retarded if he thought the earth was hollow. If ridicule his ass too.monospaced
- fadein1114
- haha, I like that - it spehricoolFax_Benson
- ^ha!SunSunSun_
- hahah I like this!mugwart
- niceGuyFawkes
- Lol faxHijoDMaite
- haha Fax #dadjokesGM278
- Good.MrT
- PhanLo7
- Lock up your daughters!face_melter
- Oooh, this looks great. Hope mum says it's OK to stay away for 3 nights.Fax_Benson
- OMG just went to the website. This shit is real?!?SunSunSun_
- Yep 3 day conference. Not an April Fools joke. I looked up Darren Nesbit, he has some flat-earth beef with another guy and they debate flat-earth maps on...PhanLo
- ...Youtube. Quite quickly it descends into shape shifting transexual Illuminati Anunnaki and how Melania Trump is part Nephilim.PhanLo
- My IQ dropped 10 points just by looking at this post!Continuity
- They couldn't afford Icke, he charges Obama speaking rates now.fadein11
- @ Continuity indeed. There's a lot of mental illness in there.PhanLo
- No Eric Dubay? hahayuekit
- i would go if I lived nearby. sounds like funGnash
- Haha Eric Dubeyrobotron3k
- martin liedtke looks like bear grylls if he laid of the grubs and piss.kingsteven
- Winners!Milan
- Why can't these people send a probe up in space? It seems that there's enough of them to pool their resources together and do it...zarkonite
- fuck, even a high altitude balloon would do itmonospaced
- or just set a metre-long spirit level against horizon in front of any large body of water. You don't need altitude to discern curvature.detritus
- I had a flat overlooking the W. Mediterranean and it was clear as day peering against the balcony that the sea at least was curved.detritus
- Sean Connors looks like he knows what he's talking aboutchukkaphob
- One Nation Under Trumputopian
- I'm going dressed as GalileoType25
- When even Young Earth Creationists are calling you out, you've reached peak stupid. https://twitter.com/…garbage
- https://www.youtube.…
Have a big sigh.garbage - fucking neckbeardmonospaced
- zaq4
- LOL!helloeatbreathedrive
- Elephants AND a turtle? Get outta here.Continuity
- Krassy6
Is the moon flat too? the sun?
- of course not ;)monospaced
- yesHayzilla
- yes, they are simply layers stacked above and below earth, resulting in our 'terrestrial sandwich'prophetone
- @prophetone LOL 'terrestrial sandwich'Krassy
- so it;s all set up like Photoshop layers?chukkaphob
- Basically it's like an Indesign file or perhaps a Fireworks file
--Neil deGrasse Tysonyuekit - everything is flat.dbloc
- robotron3k-7
zoom in to the Antarctica, Google/US Gov have the most powerful satellite cameras in the world. but all you see is an entire continent bigger than the United States blurred out...
https://www.google.com/maps/plac…
- I knew fucking robotard would be on the wrong side.Hayzilla
- At the same zoom level, Greenland is equally void of any detail. It's covered in snow. Conspiracy?bulletfactory
- dopepope1
That conspiracy about something hidden in the South Pole is very interesting. And doesn’t really need to be connected to flat earth theory for it to be a thing.
- ...just try to find detailed satelite photos of Antarctica and you won't find one. Quite frustrating.robotron3k
- < i often think about this and flat earth as a distraction. A few people of note went past few years and got sick if i remembermugwart
- of course it's a conspiracy, considering people travel to the south pole all the time, regularly, and so can youmonospaced
- https://oceanwide-ex…monospaced
- Take any cruise you want. Camp at any tourist site. Go ANYWHERE. Guaranteed to not find any UN military force hiding anything at the South Pole.monospaced
- Ianbolton1
How do ‘they’ explain the floods that happen all over the world. Surely the water would fall off the edge if flat earth gets too full?
(Fuck, I feel like a mentally disabled human being writing this stuff while trying not to take this shit seriously)
- I know what you mean.
The stupid.
It hurts.
Make it stop.Continuity - They say "Antartica" is a wall round the flat earth. Keeps all the water in.Hayzilla
- I know what you mean.
- SunSunSun_1
How do they explain that you can fly one way around the world and fly the exact opposite direction and end up at the same location?
- Bad instrumentation. Planes fly in big circle, not a straight line.monospaced
- How do I explain it? GOD, obviously.ben_
- All the flight crews and pilots in history are in on it.PhanLo
- freedom-3
What's on the other side?