married in 14 hours
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- loool0
congratulations sir!!!
- Krassy0
- This guy's good :DSandman_1982
- He is, wonderful.
I can't get enough :)mikotondria3
- GeorgesIV0
don't listen to these virgin/neckbeard,
get married, get some kids, be happy,
there will be ups and downs,
but this is life only butt hurts try to dissuade others to do what they want to do,
so I wish you all the best to you and your future wife :)
- ORAZAL0
Ah nigga don’t hate me because i’m beautiful nigga maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick. Oh better yet maybe Tanisha call your dog ass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. ♫Nigga♫
- whaaaat the fuuuuukCALLES
- < Lamar quote from GTA VEightyDeuce
- eoin0
If you can afford to, have a separate/special room in the house that is no man's land. A room where either, or both, of you can go to escape the pressures of the marriage, the daily grind of making marital decisions together. This is where you can come to dream, remember, and escape. When you are in that room you are not in Marriage Inc. You are two free agents. 'The Marriage/Relationship' is not allowed in there. In there, it does not exist. It's nice to have that bolthole.
- CALLES0
isnt 14 hours the recommended gracing period for you to be at a whore house?
- TheGreatGlorpo0
Make sure to lock your spank bank down real good, don't let those old memories of past loves and fleeting hookups fade away. You will NEED them. Oh how you will need them. If you wear an eye shield for total darkness, it makes it easier to focus on reliving your best sexual trysts and scenarios with all the girls you've loved before. Also buy a fake mouth so you can kiss it when you're alone and reliving those memories. Hide it in a hollowed out bible.
Always remember: a wife can take your money and your soul, but she can never take your memories. My dad told me that when I was 14.
- jagara0
Congrats. Marriage is great. Sometimes it's not so great. Like all relationships.
And remember, you always have an exit option, should you choose to use it. More paperwork involved this time, that's all.
But you don't need the exit option, if you made the right choice.
Now go to a tittiebar for the next 14 hours.
- spot130
A sincere congrats Trooper - wish you all the best!
- instrmntl0
that's freaking exciting. Congrats man!!!!!
- moldero0
- Fuck, I just realised, the Simpsons are based on this show..
http://tiny.cc/zry23…vvvv - only the Simpsons were funny for more than a decade.CyBrainX
- Fuck, I just realised, the Simpsons are based on this show..
- Amicus0
Congrats!
I'm getting married next week, but I'm a spring chicken at only 36 :)
- DRIFTMONKEY0
This isn't good bye, just so long.
- 20020
Divorced yet?
- WeLoveNoise0
How did it go Mark!!!
And congrats ofcourse :)I got married a few weeks and was an epic day!
i even had a few qbners attend! feels a bit weird to call them that these days as we've all been good mates for many years :)