married in 14 hours
married in 14 hours
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- TheGreatGlorpo0
Make sure to lock your spank bank down real good, don't let those old memories of past loves and fleeting hookups fade away. You will NEED them. Oh how you will need them. If you wear an eye shield for total darkness, it makes it easier to focus on reliving your best sexual trysts and scenarios with all the girls you've loved before. Also buy a fake mouth so you can kiss it when you're alone and reliving those memories. Hide it in a hollowed out bible.
Always remember: a wife can take your money and your soul, but she can never take your memories. My dad told me that when I was 14.