Your girlfriend/wife...
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- hektor9110
Thankfully i dont have an a problem with that. She doesn't drink so I get to go mildly wild and i get to go home safe while she drives.
- teh0
take the pill man and bang the shit outta that ass. like she owes you money or a samich from the kitchen where she belongs.
man up! we all know what alcohol does if you drink too much pop the pill and she will never ask you again.
- ohhhhhsnap0
6-8 drinks in a 3 hour period?
- teh0
Gotta deliver man! And when they tie one on its even better cause you can PIITB!
- vaxorcist0
My wife and I went out and got a bit drunk last night... it was lovely, then we went out for 2am mexican food.... and woke up with a hangeover and the infamous "beer and mexican food effect"
- HijoDMaite0
Now that my girlfriend is my fiancee, there is less "questions" about my whereabouts or what I do. I think the ring on her finger has really given her a boost of confidence.
- rybration0
Talk to your lady, tell her you want a few drinks with mates but will be back later and all hers - she can always do the same. Fuck you guys are fuckin' nerds - got past the fingering stage? Talk off the Minecarft t-shirt when you finally get to bone her for 20 seconds.
- cannonball19780
This thread smacks of the woman being in charge in the bedroom.
- mydo0
Not long ago my girlfriend came home drunk. I was in bed reading. She demanded sex. Then passed out while i was helping her get undressed.
I think that has probably happened the other way around too.
- futuremongolian0
I'd say she thinks I have around ten, because that's what I usually do. Mind you, she can drink as much as me so she doesn't really care as long as I don't do drugs and stay up all night.
- sublocked0
#simp
- vaxorcist0
my wife's very entertaining after 2 drinks....
- she sure islambsy
- seconded. But after 3 she just gets disturbing.futuremongolian
- vaxorcist0
luckily this has never happened to me but... I like the cover song...
- Gucci0
Depends on the mood I'm in, but I can definitely go to a bar and have 2 or 3 drinks in 4 hours. But then again...I drive a lot, so I'm really careful about that kind of thing.
Is she trying to tell you that she thinks you have a problem?
- cruddlebub0
i'm sorry but surely its the time you came home not the amount you drank that's the issue? if there is an issue?
- MrT0
MrsT doesn't mind, the more I have the more she laughs at my greater pain the next morning.