Petitions to Secede.
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- rosem0
I say we kick them out!
- dasohr0
i wouldn't mind if California would secede.
- nb0
So, the rumour is that you need 25,000 signatures for the white house to read the petition.
Either that, or you need petitions that are so hilariously idiotic that they'll be quickly passed around the office for a good laugh.
- pango0
can we have alaska? not that we really want them but it would look consistant on the map.
- moldero0
I predict it will happen, then they will invade us with their military and we will all be together again, then we will vote again, then they will loose again.
- bulletfactory0
Will NEVER happen... but you know what they say.
"If at first you don't secede; try, try again."
- DrBombay0
Texas owes 1/50 of the debt, which comes out to $320 billion, so like leave that on the counter on your way out.
- utopian0
Let Texas go now! And Mississippi, and Alabama as well...
- dbloc0
I guess the rule is that if you get 25K in a month they will read the petition.
- locustsloth0
HA! Petition to: Deport Everyone Who Signed a Petition to Withdraw Their State from The United States of America
- 74LEO0
I started one here: Please sign and pass along!
http://wh.gov/9JzT
WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
work with Tibet and China to see that Tibet becomes an autonimous, sovereign independent country with defined borders.
The U.S. Congress declared that Tibet is an illegally occupied country, has forcefully called on China to release Tibetan political prisoners, and passed the "Tibetan Policy Act in 2002."Officials in the U.S. government have told Tibet activists that they want to do more for Tibet, but can only take strong action if they are under pressure from constituents. The same is true for other countries – governments respond to the concerns and pressure of the people who vote for them.
LET PRESIDENT OBAMA KNOW THAT TIBET IS ILLEGALLY BEING OCCUPIED BY CHINA!
Please sign and pass it along to everyone you know!
- dbloc0
Seceded States of America
SSA
- nb0
Does anyone know how to hack in and edit these?
If so, can you please add the following amendment to each of the petitions:
"Also, we get to use the name United States of America, and you guys will have to pick something new."