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Petitions to Secede. 5353 Responses

Last post: 2 years ago | Thread started: Nov 13, 12, 9:39 a.m.

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  • dbloc

    This is ridiculous.

    https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/575154_10151165673276359_1918068039_n.jpg

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov…

    Nov 13, 12, 9:39 a.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/na…

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 9:39 a.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    Texas has 72K signatures
    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov…

    • But Texas has a population of 25.5 Million.qTime
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 9:40 a.m. – Permalink
  • xpxhxoxexnxixx

    doesnt matter. it will never pass for several reasons;
    1) Texas would never survive on its own- its not like they can just physically separate from the US. They will need strict border laws and importing laws.
    2) I can bet any amount of money that they would still want to 'trade' with the US..aka we need help.
    3) this petition was not signed by Texas' 1%..it was signed by racist rednecks who think that separating from the US is somehow better
    4) Texas would then become vulnerable to Mexican cartels that would want to invade it and use it as key real estate to break into the US.
    5) THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON- we will never take a star off the flag...'Muricaaaaa

    • lol at #5 right on!_niko1/4
      Puerto Rico may become a state. Where the hell are they going to put that star???CanHasQBN2/4
      They'll have a design competition on 99designs.com.nb3/4
      Just split CA in half.monospaced4/4
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 9:44 a.m. – Permalink
  • randommail

    If all the red states that take more money from the federal government than contribute to it want to somehow try and make it on their own, then by all means, PLEASE leave!!!

    • this is an odd thing... maybe it's the bite the hand that feeds you mentality?!?vaxorcist
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 9:51 a.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    LOL. good.

    this country is too vast and too diverse from one region to the next to pretend that we're all "united". we're not united, as you can tell by the polls election after election.

    • "States of America". "SA" for short. Sorry, South Africa, but we have to take your initials. Thanks.CanHasQBN1/2
      essedbloc2/2
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 9:51 a.m. – Permalink
  • _niko

    good riddance, then the US can finally reach its full potential.

    • yup sanction the shit outta and state that wants to secede74LEO1/2
      yup and yupmoldero2/2
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 9:55 a.m. – Permalink
  • nb

    The same people who agree with Michelle Bachmann's accusations that many people in the country are "anti-american" are signing petitions to withdraw from America!

    Too hilarious.

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10 a.m. – Permalink
  • sublocked

    Yeah...this will never, ever happen.

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:02 a.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    ^ And if the democratic process (that they are so proud of) doesn't turn out their way... Waaaa Waaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa.

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:03 a.m. – Permalink
  • _niko

    I nominate him for new president

    http://www.briangordon.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Moran.jpg

    and here's the presidential limo

    http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8026/6968580638_49492a8f6e_h.jpg

    • i could have a beer with this guy. he gets my vote.CanHasQBN1/2
      he looks like the "2 chicks at the same time" dudemoldero2/2
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:04 a.m. – Permalink
  • _niko

    although i must say, this is one kick ass flag

    http://xroads.virginia.edu/~class/am483_97/projects/sarratt/realflag.jpg

    South gonna rise agin!

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:06 a.m. – Permalink
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:08 a.m. – Permalink
  • randommail

    If Puerto Rico is revenue positive, I'm all for swapping it for one of the red states. Then we won't even have to update the flag.

    Which is the first state to trash ... West Virginia? Alabama? Arizona?

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:08 a.m. – Permalink
  • nb

    Does anyone know how to hack in and edit these?

    If so, can you please add the following amendment to each of the petitions:

    "Also, we get to use the name United States of America, and you guys will have to pick something new."

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    Seceded States of America

    SSA

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:14 a.m. – Permalink
  • 74LEO

    I started one here: Please sign and pass along!
    http://wh.gov/9JzT
    WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
    work with Tibet and China to see that Tibet becomes an autonimous, sovereign independent country with defined borders.
    The U.S. Congress declared that Tibet is an illegally occupied country, has forcefully called on China to release Tibetan political prisoners, and passed the "Tibetan Policy Act in 2002."

    Officials in the U.S. government have told Tibet activists that they want to do more for Tibet, but can only take strong action if they are under pressure from constituents. The same is true for other countries – governments respond to the concerns and pressure of the people who vote for them.

    LET PRESIDENT OBAMA KNOW THAT TIBET IS ILLEGALLY BEING OCCUPIED BY CHINA!

    Please sign and pass it along to everyone you know!

    • I stopped at autonimousORAZAL1/2
      why? isnt america free from spain,teh queen israel...well maybe not israel74LEO2/2
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:26 a.m. – Permalink
  • locustsloth

    HA! Petition to: Deport Everyone Who Signed a Petition to Withdraw Their State from The United States of America

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:30 a.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    I guess the rule is that if you get 25K in a month they will read the petition.

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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:33 a.m. – Permalink
  • fredddddd

    Every single good city except New Orleans is in blue.

    • I don't know, people are always talking about butt-fuck idaho._niko1/2
      who? no one even lives there except potato farmersfredddddd2/2
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 10:35 a.m. – Permalink
  • utopian

    Let Texas go now! And Mississippi, and Alabama as well...

    • I'm from Alabama and i agree. Fuck 'em.digitdaily
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    Dog-earNov 13, 12, 11:04 a.m. – Permalink

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